Ash Wednesday is my favorite
I love Ash Wednesday because I always forget it’s Ash Wednesday.
And then I see people with black crosses and smudges on their forehead, and every single year, without fail, I am baffled anew. What is going on? Why do so many people have dirty foreheads? It doesn’t make any sense! The only thing that can possibly explain it is mass possession. That, or alien invasion. One of the two.
I always convince myself of this before remembering the date.
And that’s why I love Ash Wednesday. It’s the one day a year when I really, truly, actually am convinced that aliens have invaded.
And then I see people with black crosses and smudges on their forehead, and every single year, without fail, I am baffled anew. What is going on? Why do so many people have dirty foreheads? It doesn’t make any sense! The only thing that can possibly explain it is mass possession. That, or alien invasion. One of the two.
I always convince myself of this before remembering the date.
And that’s why I love Ash Wednesday. It’s the one day a year when I really, truly, actually am convinced that aliens have invaded.
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Once when I was in school (I went to Catholic school), the priest giving out ashes actually spilled them on me, so I had ashes all on my (white button down) shirt and uniform. It looked like I had been sweeping a chimney.
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(oddly, nobody at work has any ashes on them)
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I grew up as the token non-Catholic kid in a predominantly Catholic community (my neighborhood was pretty much all Irish and Italian until I got to high school) so I always felt a little left out on Ash Wednesday, although I suspect I also would have felt weird walking around with ashes on my forehead all day, too.
I never would have known it's Ash Wednesday. Not many Catholics in this corner of Brooklyn. I didn't know yesterday was Mardi Gras until some woman on stilts in the West Village told me so.
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