I know I'm posting like a million times today. Enjoy it (or suffer through it) while it lasts.

[penmage]

Characters: My two little brothers, Chayim, aged 8, and Moshe, aged 6.

Moshe: :general yelling in Chayim's direction:
Chayim: I didn't mean to! It was an accident!
Me: (all official-like) All right, what happened?
Chayim: Nothing.
Moshe: We can't keep this between you and me forever, Chayim!

Hee! Apparently, Chayim had broken one of Moshe's toys accidentally. But I was just so amused by Moshe's last line there.