Today during our slush lunch, our intern opened a seemingly innocuous envelope, and out fell teeth.

Not real teeth, mind you, but not fake ones, either. X-rays. A whole bunch of them. Of someone’s teeth.

We were all suitably freaked out until the intern said, “I don’t understand why someone would send us X-rays of Subrights Assistant’s teeth!” Without, of course, being that she’s an intern, realizing that Subrights Assistant is actually an employee of S&S.

This of course made us all howl with laughter. Subrights Assistant’s teeth x-rays have been floating around in our slush pile for three months now. And we thought that some crazy person had sent us teeth!